Knock Knock...
Whose there?
Burglar...
Burglar who?
Come on now, you know a burglar wouldn't knock!
Looking for the appropriate book for a couple celebrating fifty years of marriage I went to the antique book store.
Asking the owner for a suggestion, he had a recommendation.
He recommended a copy of Parkman's "A Half Century of Conflict."
Some things are just better left unsaid...
Which I usually realize right after I've said them.
Did You Ever Wonder...
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?