Best Jokes

JAMES: Hi, cousin, I heard that you now work at the bakery?

KEMI: Yes, yes!

JAMES: Ah! And you haven't brought any bread yet?

KEMI: Your sister works at the airport and you work at the mortuary, do either of you bring home your work?

I saw a Broadway show about puns... It was the ultimate play on words.

There was a farmer in the field with his cows and he counted 196 of them... but when he rounded them up, he had 200.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.