Best Jokes

Mary Jones was debating on the best means of dropping her current flame.

Her friend ask: "Are you worried because you think he'll tell lies about you?"

Mary answered: "I don't mind the lies, but if he ever tells the truth I will break his neck!"

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Doctor: Lie down on the couch and I'll examine you.

Patient: I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.

Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I'm your father.

Son: Ok, dad.

Next day

Father: How was your exam?

Son: Who are you?

People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell...

Come to think of it, I see why.