Best Jokes

I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of Cheddar at me.

Outraged, I shouted: “Well that’s not very mature, is it?!”

As I watched my dog chasing his tail, I thought how easily dogs are amused...

Then, I thought how easily amused I am watching my dog chase his tail.

For my grandmother's 80th birthday, we had a huge family celebration and even managed to get a photo announcement printed in the local paper. "That was a nice shot," I commented.

"It's my passport picture," she revealed.

"Really?" I stared in complete amazement at my homebody grandma. "Where did you go?"

"Walgreens," she replied.

Where do fish go on vacation?

To Finland!