Best Jokes

Teacher: Why are you late, John?

John: Because of the sign down the road.

Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late?

John: The sign said 'School Ahead, Go SLOW!'

An angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:

Customer: Yo, I ordered a Pizza and it came with no toppings on it or anything, Its just plain bread!

Domino’s: We’re extremely sorry to hear about this.

Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

Because he wanted to see a butter fly!

An old man walked into a car showroom and found the car he wanted to buy. He requested that the salesman not sell the particular model till the next day, since he wanted to buy it on his birthday.

The salesman gave his word. The next day the old man visited the showroom only to find the car being sold to a young lady. The young lady looked really gorgeous. The old man asked the salesman, "I told you to keep this car on hold. Not only didn't you keep your word, you also sold it at a discounted rate."

The salesman replied, "She insisted to buy only this car, and with a discount. Look how beautiful she is? How could I say no to her?"

The young lady walked up to the old man, gave the car keys to him and said, "Didn't I tell you they'd give me a discount? Happy birthday Dad!"