Best Jokes

The recent volcano eruptions in Kilauea and Volcan de Fuego prompted representatives all over the globe to have an Earthquake Summit.

When San Adreas arrived everyone point fingers and said, "It's your fault!"

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife... she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over... women like that are hard to find."

What natural remedies still work during quarantine?

Essential oils!

What is a hard drive?

A hard drive is driving across country with my wife, three kids and a dog.