Best Jokes

Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.

Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless student kept clicking the "Print" command.

The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid’s ten-page report.

The topic?

"Save Our Trees."

As a kid I wanted to be an astronaut...

But my parents always said, "The sky's the limit!"

They have finally found the gene for shyness...

It was hiding behind two other genes.

A quick way to lose weight is to deduct your birth weight...

Hey, you did not gain that part!