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A Week Off
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“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”

“It’s May...”

“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Really Bad Day
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Today was a really bad day for me...

FIRST, my ex got run over by a bus.

SECOND, I lost my job as a bus driver.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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I Do Not Trip
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I do not trip over things...

I just perform random gravity checks!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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What Would Happen?
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What would happen if Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton married each other?

For the first time in history, the White House would demand a very large security deposit.

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CATEGORY Political Jokes
posted by "Marty" |