My grandfather invented the cold air balloon...
It never really took off.
A pet store owner held an emergency staff meeting.
Pet Store owner to all staff members: "Last month I installed an anonymous suggestion box and asked your thoughts on how to increase sales. I did say the suggestions are anonymous but I'd REALLY like to know who suggested we put recipes on the cages."
I have decided that I am going to stay a virgin throughout my life...
That way I can set an example for my kids.
What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.