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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon...

It never really took off.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A pet store owner held an emergency staff meeting.

Pet Store owner to all staff members: "Last month I installed an anonymous suggestion box and asked your thoughts on how to increase sales. I did say the suggestions are anonymous but I'd REALLY like to know who suggested we put recipes on the cages."

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posted by "Marty" |
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I have decided that I am going to stay a virgin throughout my life...

That way I can set an example for my kids.

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posted by "keechu" |
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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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posted by "Super Dave" |