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Favorite this joke What do the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Titanic have in common?
They both looked good until they hit the ice!
Me: My sister graduated from college. I wish you could have been there. She wore a cap and nightgown.
Bob: A nightgown?
Me: Yeah. She went to night school.
I began thinking about my own mortality after I became a widow. One day my daughter called home from college, and I announced to her, "I think it's time for us to talk about where I would like to be buried."
"It's way too soon to even think of anything like that," she snapped indignantly. Then there was a brief silence. "Wait a minute, did you say married or buried?"
When I repeated buried, she said, "Oh, okay, sure."
At the Doctor's Clinic...
Patient: Ooh! Doctor, when will this stomach ache go?
Doctor: Don't worry, Just follow this prescription and you will get quick relief.
As the patient stepped out into the waiting room of the clinic, a gust of wind blew the prescription out of the first-floor window.
Patient: Hey! Wait!
Next Day...
Doctor: How did you hurt yourself?
Patient: Doctor, didn't you tell me to follow the prescription?
Doctor: That's right, I did.
Patient: The prescription flew out of the window, so I followed it.
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