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Favorite this joke Workers from different trades were asked, "What is the number one rule in your profession?"
Here were some responses...
Plumber: “Don’t chew your fingernails.”
Roofer: “You are fired before you hit the ground.”
Camp counselor: “Don’t lose the kid.”
Scuba diver: “If it moves, it wants to kill you.”
Photographer: “Take the lens cap off.”
What college does Kim Kardashian's daughter want to attend when she grows up?
Northwestern.
I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.
He asked which companies?
I told him gas, electric, and cable.
Yo Momma is so skinny...
She's so skinny, that she uses a cheerio as a hula-hoop!
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