Latest Jokes

Yo' momma is so fat...

She smokes a turkey after sex instead of a cigarette!

The furniture store keeps calling me to come back...

All I wanted was a one night stand.

I went to my Doctor and he suggested I do some exercises. Here is my new regiment...

1. Jump to conclusions
2. Climb the walls
3. Drag my heels
4. Push my luck
5. Make mountains out of molehills
6. Bend over backwards
7. Run in circles
8. Put my foot in my mouth