Broken puppets for sale....
No strings attached.
What did the Head Tooth Fairy yell at the cadet who flunked out of Tooth Fairy academy?
You can't HANDLE the Tooth!
Yo Momma is so skinny... she swallowed a marble and it looked like she was 6 months pregnant!
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
"CURSES, FOIL AGAIN!"