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Winter Punderland
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As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.

I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "stee" |
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Tech Support
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How many phone savvy techs does it take to teach you how to use your new iPhone?

None.

It only takes a teenager.

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CATEGORY Technology Jokes
posted by "Daphnedoo" |
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Bored Desert
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Why was the desert so bored?

Because it had nothing left to sea!

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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A Light Bottle
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A friend and I were in a bar fight with the bar bully.

We took him to court for medical costs for stitches and a concussion when he hit my buddy with a beer bottle.

The judge asked him what he had to say for himself. He said, "Your honor, I only used a lite beer!"

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CATEGORY Bar & Drinking Jokes
posted by "Tomr" |