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Favorite this joke A magician comes up to our table and does a card trick.
Impressed, I asked him how he did it.
He says "I can tell you, but I'd then have to kidnap you and take you away."
I said, "Can you tell my mother-in-law?"
A girl walks in with a hole in her sock. Her Mum says, "I see your sock been to church."
The girl stares at her mother, not sure what she means. The mother then replies.
"It's a 'wholly-Sock.'"
My wife got a mud-pack, and looked great for two days...
Then the mud fell off.
Why should you never put an eel in a toaster?
You will get an electric shock.
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