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Favorite this joke When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why???
I didn't say it was your fault...
I just said I was blaming you.
When my wife and I went out for dinner I thought I'd have a little fun. I said to her, "Did you see that waitress? She looked at me and smiled."
Without batting an eye my wife responded, "So what, the first time I saw you I laughed right out loud. It means nothing."
“My great-grandma gave me this money,” said my three-year-old, happily clutching a $20 bill he’d gotten as a present.
“That’s right,” I said. “How did you know that?”
Pointing to Andrew Jackson’s face in the middle, he said, “Because her picture is on it.”
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