You ever wonder, what happened to the first 6 “Ups”?
Older people say, "Age is just a number."
That's not true. Age is just a word.
Where can you find a bunch of religious leaders going to exercise?
At "CrossFit"!
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
"We're all out of red, so I used pink."
"There are two O's in Bob, right?"
"I hate it when I get the hiccups."
"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."
"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."