All things are possible...
Except skiing through a revolving door.
With all the additives they put in food today you have to be very very careful about what you eat.
Why just the other day I was eating at a fast food place and I found potato in my French fries.
A guy comes home with a cat in his arms and says, "The man says this is a Cannibal monkey."
The wife says, "You are drunk an talking out your head!"
"Shush, I'm talking to the cat."
A man is drinking with his wife when out of the blue he announces, "I love you."
"Is that you or the beer talking?" she asks.
"It’s me," he says, "talking to the beer."