What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An Independ-ant.
Death and taxes are inevitable...
But at least death doesn't get worse every year!
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing... "You can have mine!"
I work at a garden center and was tickled to overhear one customer saying to another, “I never knew what compost was until I met husband.”