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My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.

Two days later – same ticket, same cop.

“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”

“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”

Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall?

Me: I'm sorry there are no Walls here.

Caller: Well, if there aren't any walls there, how does the roof stay up?

Husband: "Did you ever wonder why cats are so finicky?"

Wife: "You'd be finicky too if you had to bath yourself with your tongue."