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Favorite this joke The police officer approaches the driver, "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
The lady driver looks at the officer and replies, "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
Husband: "I'm really upset you sold my golf clubs at our garage sale. You know how much I enjoy the game."
Wife: "Well honey, I suppose you'll get over it... that, or you die unhappy. Your choice."
Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”
Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”
Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal.”
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