Latest Jokes

Irony- getting CPR from someone with bad breath!

The one that is trying to make you breathe, is the same one that is taking your breath away.

While driving a truck I once had to make a delivery to Death Valley, California.

When I arrived it was 128 degrees Fahrenheit. After just a few minutes I was so miserable I was afraid I was going to die.

After a couple hours, it was still 128 degrees, but I was so miserable that I was afraid I wasn't going to die.

Why did the Engineering grad became a pilot?

In order to "land" himself a job!

"What is so special about the new app?"

"It automatically turns off the phone whenever there is a call from the wife."

"What is it called?"

"Wifebuoy."