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Favorite this joke I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day...
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
A man opens an outdoor stand to sell bagels and puts up a sign, "50 cents each." A jogger runs past and puts 50 cents into the bucket but doesn't take a bagel. The next day, he does the same thing. For weeks and then months, this goes on.
One day, as he's jogging past, the owner joins him. The jogger laughs and says, "I know why you're here. You want to know why I always put money in the bucket and never take a bagel?"
"No," says the owner, "not that. I just want to tell you that the bagels have gone up to 60 cents."
John: "Can you loan me a hundred dollars?"
Fred: "I don't have that much on me."
John: "Well, just give me what you have and you can owe me the rest."
Q: What is a soprano's favorite drink growing up?
A: High-C!
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