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Favorite this joke John: "Can you loan me a hundred dollars?"
Fred: "I don't have that much on me."
John: "Well, just give me what you have and you can owe me the rest."
Q: What is a soprano's favorite drink growing up?
A: High-C!
Joe and I were in the Men's Room when Joe happened to notice a dime at the bottom of one of the toilets. He promptly took out a silver dollar and tossed it into the same toilet, then reached in and fetched both coins.
"Why on earth did you do that?" I asked him.
Joe drawled,"I ain't stickin' my hand in the toilet for no dime!"
Husband stepping out of the shower, "Honey, I think I'm losing weight finally!"
Wife replies, "Why's that?"
"My towel's fitting a lot looser!"
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