Latest Jokes

Husband: "I'm really upset you sold my golf clubs at our garage sale. You know how much I enjoy the game."

Wife: "Well honey, I suppose you'll get over it... that, or you die unhappy. Your choice."

Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”

Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”

Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”

Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal.”

After many years of service, a rich lady decides to fire her maid and hire someone younger. When she hears the news, the maid takes a steak out of the fridge and throws it to the family dog.

"Why did you do that?" asks the lady of the house.

"I never forget a friend," replies the maid. "That was for his help cleaning the dishes all these years!"

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Dish.

Dish Who?

Dish little piggy went to market.
Dish little piggy stayed home.
Dish little piggy had roast beef.
Dish little piggy had none.
Dish little piggy cried, "Wee, Wee, Wee!"... All the way home.