I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps.
All I got back were icy stares.
We were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting.
“He’ll be deaf before he’s 25,” I said.
“That won’t help us,” my wife replied. “He’ll only turn it up.”
For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears... now he eats everything with sorghums.
Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour...
Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!