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I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps.

All I got back were icy stares.

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We were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting.

“He’ll be deaf before he’s 25,” I said.

“That won’t help us,” my wife replied. “He’ll only turn it up.”

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For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears... now he eats everything with sorghums.

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Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour...

Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!

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