What did the dim candle say to the new and bright CFL in the classroom?
"Watt's up dude!"
Time takes its toll...
So please have exact change!
Q: Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
A: Because it was chicken.
The Sunday school teacher asked her preschool class, "How many of you would like to go to Heaven?"
All the children raised their hands except Tommy. The teacher asked Tommy why he wouldn't like to go to Heaven.
Tommy answered, "I'm sorry, but I can't. My mother told me to come right home after Sunday school."