If you think about it, snakes get a bad rap in life. I mean really now, if you were born
with no arms and no legs, you'd also be very bitter, recluse and have a 'Chip On Your Shoulder'.
Oh that's right...these poor reptiles don't have any shoulders either!
See what I mean?
Wife: "Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace."
Husband: "Wow, that's great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on."