I have a great idea to make money!
Start a transportation service hauling folks to the marijuana dispensaries...
I call it, the Canna-Bus!
On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him.
He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it.
"Mostly baloney," said the proprietor.
One Sunday afternoon, President Coolidge was returning to the White House after attending church. He had gone alone, so upon arrival Mrs. Coolidge inquired:
"Was the sermon good?"
"Yes," he answered.
"What was it about?"
"Sin."
"What did the minister say?"
"He was against it."
The discussion goes on and on as to if smoking is good or bad for you.
But how can they question that when it cures salmon?