I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won't listen.
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars walk into a bar.
They didn't planet that way.
A stranger accosted an Irishman walking along a roadway in New Jersey. "Say, Pat, how far is it to Newark?"
"How did ye know my name?"
"I guessed it."
"Thin guess how far it is to Newark."
Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her.
You should have seen the expression on her face!