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Favorite this joke After a completing his investigation the detective indicated that he thought it was foul play.
The other detective said, “You mean he was playing with birds?”
Top ways high egg prices are changing the world:
Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells.
Eggs are now considered too good to scramble.
"Laying an egg" is now a compliment.
People are starting to ask for a cost-of-mayo raise.
You can have a steak. Or, for $2 more, an egg salad sandwich.
My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 30 years without parole!
Man, that was a long sentence!
When I was in college, I was really into this girl named Greta, but I was shy back then and not at all assertive. The girl and two of her friends were going to a nerdy Halloween party and decided to go as the first digits of pi (3.14).
They needed someone to be the decimal, and I volunteered thinking it would give me a chance to talk to Greta. I was really excited until I got there and realized that she was the 4, which meant there was someone between us all night. I was miserable, barely spoke to anyone, and went home alone.
Thing is, the whole reason I went to the party was that I really thought she was the one.
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