My friend is a highly successful poultry farmer…
Yep, he’s a chick magnate!
Killing your father is called patricide.
Killing your mother is called matricide.
So, what is killing your friend called?
Homie-cide
My son couldn't sleep. So I told him there are cows sleeping in the field outside.
He said: “What’s that go to do with anything?”
I replied: “Because it's pasture bedtime.”
Did you know that french fries weren’t first cooked in France?
They’re actually cooked in Greece.