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My friend is a highly successful poultry farmer…

Yep, he’s a chick magnate!

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Killing your father is called patricide.

Killing your mother is called matricide.

So, what is killing your friend called?

Homie-cide

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My son couldn't sleep. So I told him there are cows sleeping in the field outside.

He said: “What’s that go to do with anything?”

I replied: “Because it's pasture bedtime.”

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Did you know that french fries weren’t first cooked in France?

They’re actually cooked in Greece.

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