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Throwing Mayo
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Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me yesterday...

I was like, "What the Hellmann?!?!"

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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It's A Gym Date
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I asked my date to meet me at the gym today.

She didn't show up.

That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "Pshark1998" |
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Vide-Uh-Oh!
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Husband: "Happy Anniversary, Honey! I got you a DVD player."

Wife: "Oh, thank you, dear, but how were you able to afford it?"

Husband: "I sold our TV."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Bad-Tempered Gorilla
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What would you call a bad-tempered gorilla with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you want, he can't hear you.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |