Latest Jokes

Life is like a helicopter.

I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

While fixing his roof, a man fell off of the ladder. After meeting with his wife later, he told her that four ribs were broken.

"Four ribs broken?!" she gasps. "Which hospital did you go to?"

"I didn't have to go to the hospital." he replies. His wife stares in perplexity. "Four broken ribs and you didn't have to go to the hospital?"

"No, it was the fella I landed on who broke four ribs."

My mate recently got divorced from his wife.

They decided to split the house.

He got the outside.