What do you call a cow that flies?
High steaks.
But if it sinks, it’s just ground beef.
What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?
One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
My aunt is a church official who organizes parishioners’ personal information.
Her job title is Nun of Your Business.
I’m looking to sell my DeLorean...
Good shape, low mileage...
Only driven from time to time!