Jack: How’s it going?
Beans: Pretty good.
Jack and the Beans talk.
If drinking alcohol can cause short term memory…
Just think what drinking alcohol can do!
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.
But their kids aren’t anything to look at.
A man and a woman are having a date.
The woman remarks, “You know, you look totally like my third husband!”
The man is startled and asks, “Really, how many times have you been married?”
“Twice.”