As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
What works faster than a calculator?
A calcu-sooner!
Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk