Latest Jokes

Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth.

St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be.

"Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy."

"Look lady, it's just one wish; make up your mind!"

My doctor advised me to limit red meat in my diet.

So I stopped putting ketchup on my meatloaf.

What do you call four monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime-mates.