Why was 4 scared to ask out 5?
Because 4 was 2².
Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall...
He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
The good thing about having a husband who never listens is being able to say: "I already told you that."
Whether you did or not, he'll never know the difference.
Why is it cheaper to have a party in a haunted house?
Because a ghost will bring the boos.