Why was a new born puppy mad at his mother?
He felt that she gave him a licking for no reason.
Do you suffer from anxiety that a stranger may be hiding in your room?
You're not alone.
I recently came into a lot of money...
and that's why I got fired from the bank.
Father to his daughter: “Your date's mother called and said you pepper sprayed her son. I just gave you that pepper spray, what happened?”
Daughter: “Well, we were having dinner and I was looking at the spray container and it said USE BY 6/25 and today is June 25th, I guess I panicked.”
Father: “That would be June 2025 dear.”
Daughter: “Oh.”