You know that you're a really boring person when someone steals your identity and then tries to give it back.
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A (coming of age) talk with his grandson the evening before his graduation from high school.
Paul Revere: I’ll never forget a certain midnight ride. We were on the verge of impending war with the British. The smell of fear and uncertainty lingered in the night air.
Grandson: Grandpa...
Paul Revere: Yes?
Grandson: Who are the British?