I asked my wife when her birthday was.
She said March 1st.
So I walked around the room and asked again.
Quasimodo wasn’t exactly sure what was wrong with his back, but he had a hunch.
What do you call a boat full of buddies?
A friend-ship.
It's so annoying when someone says the name of a song, and it's stuck in your head the rest of the day.
Like Rhinestone Cowboy.