My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”
I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”
Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of long distance phone service and debating the relative advantages of AT&T, MCI, and Sprint.
"I've found CTC to be the cheapest plan around," offered one.
"CTC? Who are they?"
"You know," he responded. "Call Them Collect."
Friend: "What are you going to give your mother-in-law for Christmas?"
Me: "Her son back!"