My son asked me if a punch bowl is a place where you keep names of people you want to punch...
I usually keep them in my head but, keeping them in a fancy crystal bowl seems classy.
We cannot allow this year to end!
That would be admitting that 2021!!!
It's a sign of the time.... it's like being 16 again...
Gas is cheap and I'm grounded again!
Young Maiden: "Yes, I've been asked many times to get married."
Friend: "Really, who's asked you?"
Young Maiden: "My mother and father."