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Little Johnny was being shown the shape of the earth on a globe atlas by his mother. After pointing to all countries with unusual shapes, she asks: "Now Johnny, what shape is the world?"

Johnny, looking very wise and happy, said: "Daddy says it's in terrible shape."

"I stand corrected!"

... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

What’s the matter with your wife, she looks upset?”

“She got a terrible shock.”

“What was it?”

“She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church. She took off her new $20 hat and somebody sold it for 50 cents.”