Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?
Luckily I’m in the other 5%!
“Everyone in the bus,” the bus driver shouted so he could close the live bus door and pull away from the curb.
“No,” a female voice called. “I’m not inside yet. Wait until I get my clothes on!”
Everyone in the bus turned to catch a glimpse of the woman. She finally managed to get on the bus—with a large basket of laundry.
Ford: It’s affordable so why not.
Dodge: Last forever because it’s always dodging the wrecks.
Ram: Built tough to withstand ramming stuff.
Chevy: Was really gonna be called “Heavy”, but was later decided on Chevy because it sounded better for a car company.
What do you use to catch a computer mouse?
Click bait.