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Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I'm sitting in a cafeteria next to a woman who was engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Merkv814" |
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The same guy has robbed the same bank three times in the last 30 days.

The FBI, in charge of preventing a fourth robbery ask the nervous bank teller, "Have you noticed anything in particular about the robber?"

"Yes," the teller replied. "I notice that each time he comes into the bank he's much better dressed."

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "barber7796" |
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While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.

As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?"

"No, I'm fine," I said.

"Oh, good," she continued, "Will you be vacating your parking space now?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |