What do you call a computer program that writes a blues song about climate change?
An Al-Gore-rhythm!
Joe: Hi, Mo. What have you been doing lately?
Mo: I went to a lecture about corn last night.
Joe: Was it interesting?
Mo: Yeah, I was all ears!
Why do we need a hot water heater?
If it’s hot, it doesn’t need to be heated.
Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law. Each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents.
By the end of the week, he owed her $9.50. She received the money promptly, along with a 50 cent tip and a note that read, "Thanks, Mom, keep up the good work!"