An electrician and a plumber were waiting in line for admission to the “International Home Show”. One of them was the father of the others son.
How could this be possible?
They were husband and wife.
Father: Why don't you answer the door?
Son: Because it didn't ask a question!
Last week a friend and I decided to take a day off and go to the race track.
I bet on a horse at 10 to one.
It came in at quarter past four.