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What might you call a small, puny chicken?

Paltry!

While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several of the nurses wore apple shaped pins.

I asked one of the nurses what was the significance of the pins.

She said, "Oh, these are to keep the doctors away..."

My mom told me to clean the papers out of my room. Then she told me to empty the waste baskets from the bathrooms. Then she told me to take the kitchen garbage out. Then she told me to take the garbage cans to the street.

But I didn’t have to do any of that. You know why?

That was just trash talk!

I don’t know who needs to hear this...

But if your going through a rough time...

Don’t cut your bangs!